Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
