so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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