i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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