I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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