did you get engaged???
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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