question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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