Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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