Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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