if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You work out of a Hotel?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
