hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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