I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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