Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
