What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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