so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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