like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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