Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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