That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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