He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
honey bunches of taint.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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