bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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