I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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