is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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