he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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