somebody snuck up and got me drunk
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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