just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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