i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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