I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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