rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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