I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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