I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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