WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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