Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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