her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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