Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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