i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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