ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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