Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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