Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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