This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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