all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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