What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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