Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
