I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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