How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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