I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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