Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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