Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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