I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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