I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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