Welp...herpes.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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