Semen is not good for contacts.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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