Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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