Buhtt sex?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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