i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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