how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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