If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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