There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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