when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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