it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
We have started to decorate penises.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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