Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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